Well, if the miniature bars of soap didn't clue you in, here is a fail-safe list for you:
1) Random running of feet at any hour of the day or night coming from the floor above you. If you happen to be half asleep you will wonder if the the army tanks are rolling in.
2) Kids playing various forms of tag/chicken/"see if we can run away from Mom and Dad" down the corridors.
3) A sense of relief when you realize that:
a) Maybe you're not such a bad parent after all, other people's kids are doing this too.
b) At least it's not your kids, right at this moment - for once!
4) Swimming pools! One indoor and one outdoor, if you're lucky!
5) The one person in the fitness room that ignores simple math facts. 2 ellipticals + 3 people waiting does NOT equal 90 minutes uninterrupted time.
6) No matter where, no matter what brand of equipment, the treadmill ALWAYS feels so much harder than the one at home.
7) Happy hour from 4-6 p.m! With fries and cheese curds!
8) Maybe this is why number 6 feels so hard.
9) Every night feels like it should be movie night starting at 10 p.m.
10) You've been warned that this is the absolute LAST hotel "key" (card) you will be given because you're children have either lost, traded theirs with cousins for candy, or displaced them in the arcade room.
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